On this day of May 27th in the year of our lord 2019, the Great Pyramid of Guzzlers has fallen. No act of God or nature can be blamed, no, this folly goes by the name hubris. Today one woman believed she could touch the sky and sit among the angels, but no human was meant to reach those heights. For that is the…

Please don’t take them to our leader. 

In many states you can (just like you can refuse to take the dumb roadside sobriety tests), but it will guarantee you a trip to the police station to get a blood test. If you think you are close to the limit, that bit of extra time might help your body metabolize more alcohol and you might get off, but probably not…

Squatter squats way to increased squatness. 

A misdemeanor and $1,000 bond? That’s ridiculous, especially with the wife telling the police that he “snaps” often when drinking. Also, the Mississippi legislature seems to be full of criminals:

I don’t see how any real athletic comparison can be made without knowing which one is better at running like a horsey. 

I think that since a recession is absolutely coming and may be here before the election, they want to spin it as being a result of the border “crisis” to be able to blame democrats and to take any blame off of Trump.

Is that Michael Jackson with a monkey? Also, why does it look kind of like a cake?

But this better than the alternative, right? I mean, just imagine how much worse things would be with Hillary in office.

Yes, but my comment was in the context of this case where the bartender drank too much after hours. That is not likely to fall under respondeat superior because it was not in the normal course of business nor was any employee acting at the direction of the business. If this were a customer that was over-served during…

Not maybe, yes. The “employer” in that link is the company or corporation, not the individual owners of the company. To find personal liability against an owner in a situation like this, the plaintiff will need to pierce the corporate veil, which can be done in multiple ways but is never easy and often fails,…

You can and should sue both. Corporations don’t exist to limit the liability of employees, that benefit is for the owners.

I know dram shop liability insurance does exist but I don’t know how common it is or if it would cover after hours service to a non-customer. I’m guessing they would find a way to deny coverage for a claim like this. 

Seems more like the bartender who overserved him would be much more culpable than Woods himself.

If I have two hands on my gun, who’s going to hold my other gun?

My prediction is that he will listen to his lawyers and plead the fifth, then immediately after the hearing tweet some self-incriminating shit to own the libs because he thought pleading the fifth to a question is like double jeopardy and they won’t be able to ask him again.

It seems impressive at first, but if you look closely, that bat appears to be hollowed out. That is explicitly against the rules because it helps increase swing speed. I refuse to celebrate cheaters; we need to put an asterisk on this clip right now.

Who orders a salad from Taco Bell? I think the box cutter was more of a suggestion than a mistake.

We have no idea how they initially came to the idea that Mohamed should be screened

the gentleman on my right said, ‘Congressman, I think you should know that you’re seated at the table with two homosexuals and a Jew.