I hope that school went into lockdown because we just witnessed a murder.

It’s like tattooing a portion of exquisite skin.

This is so rude, she didn’t even steal enough dessert for everyone.

“[Voters in Arkansas] look at the sacrifices that soldiers, sailers, airmen and marines make around the world, and they’re willing to bear some of those [economic] sacrifices in the short term to hopefully in the long term ensure our longterm prosperity and security,”

Rodgers has always been the elusive type.

Considering how impressive it is that a wax mannequin learned how to use a computer, I think we should give him a break.

you all know that the left works very hard to steal our votes

These responses are absolutely ridiculous. I am extremely offended that my food baby does not qualify me for parenthood. In the last nine months I’ve been eating for two, my ankles are swollen, and my lower back has been killing me, but sure, I guess this doesn’t fit these peoples’ traditional definition of…

“Putin on the Fritz”

It sounds like if we got rid of 30m+ toilets in California, we could triple the amount of golf courses, that sounds better to me.

“If you’re suggesting that we get rid of all sports because of environmental reasons, I’m all for hearing that.”

Do they only water the grass on the days there are baseball games? No, obviously not, so not sure what that has to do with anything. So more people go to baseball and soccer games? That only means that the carbon footprint of those places is higher because of additional pollution from all the extra transportation…

This chart from your article tells me that lawns and pools (which are legally segregated from the public in almost all cases) are the real problem. Toilets are also responsible for about twice as much water consumption, so we should get rid of those. When I am on the golf course I pee in the bushes, so golf courses…

I don’t know whether that story is true or not. How many golf courses are there compared to baseball fields (or soccer or football or lacrosse, etc.) across the country? Is the infrastructure and materials for stadiums, seating, lights, etc. at all those fields less wasteful? What about a comparison of the average…

You know when you and your friends are having this hilarious discussion about something and you try to excitedly talk about it with someone who wasn’t there for the first discussion and they look at you like you’re an idiot? If not, then I really wish you could see my face right now.

No no, I said it looks like a kitchen sponge not that it tasted like a kitchen sponge. ; )

“It is very environmentally bad to create large swathes of grass that need constant upkeep or else old white dudes get pissed”

Coming from Roger Goodell, this might be the harshest insult in the history of humanity.

This is the best Baracka.

This site (with some exceptions) is full of authors and readers who fall into the “if it’s not Bernie we’re not voting for Hillary, we’d rather burn it all down” contingent of voters in 2016. That’s who these writers are, they’d rather attack Democrats on purity bullshit than Republicans on anything. Unless they are…