I know dram shop liability insurance does exist but I don’t know how common it is or if it would cover after hours service to a non-customer. I’m guessing they would find a way to deny coverage for a claim like this. 

Seems more like the bartender who overserved him would be much more culpable than Woods himself.

If I have two hands on my gun, who’s going to hold my other gun?

My prediction is that he will listen to his lawyers and plead the fifth, then immediately after the hearing tweet some self-incriminating shit to own the libs because he thought pleading the fifth to a question is like double jeopardy and they won’t be able to ask him again.

It seems impressive at first, but if you look closely, that bat appears to be hollowed out. That is explicitly against the rules because it helps increase swing speed. I refuse to celebrate cheaters; we need to put an asterisk on this clip right now.

Who orders a salad from Taco Bell? I think the box cutter was more of a suggestion than a mistake.

We have no idea how they initially came to the idea that Mohamed should be screened

the gentleman on my right said, ‘Congressman, I think you should know that you’re seated at the table with two homosexuals and a Jew.

I hope that school went into lockdown because we just witnessed a murder.

It’s like tattooing a portion of exquisite skin.

This is so rude, she didn’t even steal enough dessert for everyone.

“[Voters in Arkansas] look at the sacrifices that soldiers, sailers, airmen and marines make around the world, and they’re willing to bear some of those [economic] sacrifices in the short term to hopefully in the long term ensure our longterm prosperity and security,”

Rodgers has always been the elusive type.

Considering how impressive it is that a wax mannequin learned how to use a computer, I think we should give him a break.

you all know that the left works very hard to steal our votes

These responses are absolutely ridiculous. I am extremely offended that my food baby does not qualify me for parenthood. In the last nine months I’ve been eating for two, my ankles are swollen, and my lower back has been killing me, but sure, I guess this doesn’t fit these peoples’ traditional definition of…

“Putin on the Fritz”

It sounds like if we got rid of 30m+ toilets in California, we could triple the amount of golf courses, that sounds better to me.

“If you’re suggesting that we get rid of all sports because of environmental reasons, I’m all for hearing that.”

Do they only water the grass on the days there are baseball games? No, obviously not, so not sure what that has to do with anything. So more people go to baseball and soccer games? That only means that the carbon footprint of those places is higher because of additional pollution from all the extra transportation…