This chart from your article tells me that lawns and pools (which are legally segregated from the public in almost all cases) are the real problem. Toilets are also responsible for about twice as much water consumption, so we should get rid of those. When I am on the golf course I pee in the bushes, so golf courses…

I don’t know whether that story is true or not. How many golf courses are there compared to baseball fields (or soccer or football or lacrosse, etc.) across the country? Is the infrastructure and materials for stadiums, seating, lights, etc. at all those fields less wasteful? What about a comparison of the average…

You know when you and your friends are having this hilarious discussion about something and you try to excitedly talk about it with someone who wasn’t there for the first discussion and they look at you like you’re an idiot? If not, then I really wish you could see my face right now.

No no, I said it looks like a kitchen sponge not that it tasted like a kitchen sponge. ; )

“It is very environmentally bad to create large swathes of grass that need constant upkeep or else old white dudes get pissed”

Coming from Roger Goodell, this might be the harshest insult in the history of humanity.

This is the best Baracka.

This site (with some exceptions) is full of authors and readers who fall into the “if it’s not Bernie we’re not voting for Hillary, we’d rather burn it all down” contingent of voters in 2016. That’s who these writers are, they’d rather attack Democrats on purity bullshit than Republicans on anything. Unless they are…

That bread looked more like a kitchen sponge.

Shit, I’ll do their advertising for them:

“we like the cut of your jib,” a phrase I am definitely going to work into my writing more often

I’m sorry, are we not just assuming that Drew is “Alex”?

Spider-man: Into the Stumbleverse.

I mean, it has three wheels, it just also has an extra wheel. 

I really enjoyed how obviously he steered into a couple of those cones. Besides old people, is anyone fooled by this?

I’m going to give them credit for one thing in this whole scheme, the names they came up with for the attorneys are pretty good. First, there’s only two women, so that tracks pretty well with the actual legal field (which is its own problem), but they nailed the white guy names. My top five in ascending order of…

I really like “mitigate legal scenarios” because it is total nonsense. Legal pitfalls, sure, legal issues, ehh maybe, but legal scenarios would be anything that is legal or illegal. As written, I am reading it as he will mitigate all legal scenarios leaving you with only illegal options. At least go to a real…

It was about ten years ago so I don’t remember the specifics of what his issue was. It may just have been related to the ammo shortages from all the people who thought Obama would take their guns. 

My dad owns 8 M1 Garands, most from the Korean war but a couple were used in WWII. They are so damn heavy compared to modern rifles, I can’t imagine lugging that thing around for months/years. He’s shot a few of them but had a hard time tracking down ammo so they don’t get taken out as much anymore. 

Something, something, glass houses.