I need to know what’s happening with the floorplan to make you take pictures from this angle. Are you on the stairs or another landing? Could the four of you not have fit in the living room? Why would they set up a presentation in this spot where the TV is partially blocked by the railing? Also, how often did you…

I would also have a hard time holding my tongue but you have to remember that many Fox News viewers are primed to get pissed off at anything that does not conform to their worldview, so being confrontational or speaking down to them or the hosts would only make them dig in their heels and ignore everything else you…

The point of the article is that this “improvement in the process” already exists at every major airport, it’s called a taxi stand. Lyft “improved”their airport pick-up method by just using the same idea taxis have been using for decades, but Lyft acts like it came up with some entirely new concept.

Exactly, this allows those viewers to hear Democrats’ ideas without a Fox News spin on them (Medicare for All vs. socialist healthcare, etc.). It’s not going to change most of the viewers minds but some might hear something they like and reconsider where they stand. Fox News viewers are not the monolith the commenters…

I had a blood sugar issue in childhood and my doctor said that I couldn’t eat more than X grams of sugar in the morning (I don’t remember the exact number) which ruled out most of the good cereals. My sister had no such issue and got to eat whatever awesome cereal she wanted. I only hold a little bit of resentment…

Cracklin’ Oat Bran! I always ate it plain as a snack. When I mixed it with milk, it made it too heavy and rich for me to eat a whole bowl.

That one killed me.

But for one Amazon employees themselves, the takeaway is decidedly mixed.

My $170,000 in student loans agrees with you.

I think the only time real people actually take this route is when they have a family member who is a lawyer and is willing to let them work at the firm and apprentice, otherwise I have no idea why any firm would do this.

Notoriously, the Bible nowhere explicitly condemns slavery.

I love the internet sometimes.

This is amazing. 

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

But how much should we tip per straw or napkin that the bartender gets for us? 

The pallet of paletas made my palate into a palette of flavor.

“Step on a crack pie, break your mother’s back, guy.”

I’m glad they are changing it. These things are literally a danger to society. My sister brought one of these to a family get together and dropped it while walking in. It happened so fast that she ended up stepping right into it and now my mother’s back is broken. Who’s going to pay for her hospital bill? I called…

This is phase 1 of our plan to increase demand for gravy. The stuffing drones launch next week, to be followed by our ballistic biscuit missiles.