I’ve watched Baby Shark and Monkey Banana approximately 30 million times in the last few months. 

This is such a dumb stance to take on this issue. Putting it to a vote now would do nothing because it absolutely would never get to floor of the Senate but it would drum up the Republican vote and risk losing the House or at least reducing the Democratic margin. She’s trying to keep the House while we try and get…

At least she seems to be admitting that being an influencer isn’t real work. That’s a step in the right direction. I look forward to her YouTube account being removed just to see if she compares it to desecration of a corpse. 

Flynn was a White House official when he was indicted in connection with the Mueller investigation, so Kellyanne’s “finally” just means “finally someone from the other side.”

I was putting curry into my kid’s baby food at 6 months old, she loved it.

Yeah someone else pointed out the same, you’re right.

Exactly, the real problem is and always has been the acceptance that customers subsidize the employment costs of restaurants. This isn’t done is other countries and the cost of food at restaurants in Europe is not much more than here (with the difference mostly being due to the exchange rate) but for some reason the…

That person said that people can’t go out if they can’t afford a 20% tip, which is bullshit since 20% is a relatively new standard. I brought up differently priced restaurants for exactly your point and even used an example where a couple bucks is the difference between a 15% and 20% tip (so we are obviosly talking…

Yeah, no argument here about the video that was stupid. Going out shouldn’t be a “luxury,” because that includes a huge swath of differently priced restaurants and if someone can’t pay the extra couple bucks to bring a tip from 15% to 20% you really think that person doesn’t deserve to be able to go out to eat? That’s…

“salaries have not risen with inflation”

Yeah, I think you’re right. 

Did you notice what looks like bone coming out of her heel though? This one was worse for me but the Nurkic one had a much more explicit bone snap which was audible and that makes it too much for some people. 

“she more or less said to coach Muffet McGraw”

Devin Nunes’ Cow has officially stated that Devin has finally collected enough shit from Devin Nunes’s Bull after following it around for months to submit these referrals and that the content is substantial.

It looks like a puppet that works at Target, I would still live there but he’s getting turned around to face the wall once I move in. 

Haha, it’s not often that a hack works in someone’s favor!

I’m so sorry you went through that, but good on you for being smart about it. Sometimes I just want to Ron Swanson my way off the grid and no longer worry about this stuff.

The only social media I’ve ever had was Facebook in HS and I deleted that my freshman year of college mostly because I rarely used it. This is the only account I have online that I can share anything with (everything else is for services like banking, paying utilities, that kind of thing). I don’t know why but I’ve…

If you ever want to start a YouTube channel, delete everything, and then go back and delete more. Make everything private. Act like you have five million subscribers when you’re starting, because you can’t go back...