That’s what he said.

You are a good man.

“Nice tits!”

If you are feeling warm, it’s because your blood has turned to gravy

I don’t know, $60 seems like a lot for a tanning bed for my phone.

Seriously though, how cold is it in that studio? Why are so many people wearing coats?

“A good strategy would be to steer the definition of ‘racism’ towards ‘racial hatred.’ We don’t hate other races, so we’re not racists,”

But Republicans ended slavery, the Democrats were the ones who wanted to continue it!

Look, if you reopen every case where racism played a role in the conviction we’d be re-litigating them for *checks notes* about 250 years. That’s a dangerous precedent to establish*.

Absolutely, and the emergency coverage on most plans is horrible. At the time when you are most vulnerable and most in need (and possibly totally unable to make any healthcare decisions) that is when insurance companies really gouge you the highest copay and worst coinsurance. I won’t call an ambulance unless I will…

This is more than that person deserved but thank you for writing this, very good, distillation of why healthcare should be treated differently. To your first two paragraphs, I think that the monopolistic nature of healthcare (like telecom and energy too) also greatly contributes to both the high costs and the lack of…

In my state the license renewal goes to every five years after age 61 and you must have a valid vision test either at the time of renewal or within 3 years prior and physicians are not required to report that their patient should not be eligible to drive. So, if you time it right, a senior can go almost 8 years…

Even if you have employer provided coverage, patient choice simply means “choose any doctor from this list we provide of in-network doctors, or you can keep your old doctor but it will cost you twice (or three times) as much to visit them.” That’s not choice, but if all of the doctors in the country are “in-network”…

Well thanks for signal boosting the comic, Fox. You’ve unintentionally done a public service and helped undocumented immigrants today!

Good thing that all of your fears can be allayed by looking at other first world countries with single payer healthcare systems where literally all of your concerns never came true. But, that doesn’t quite fit this bad faith narrative you’ve got going does it?

Comello, Anthony: guilty of murder and taking an excessive number of shots.

I can’t wait for his lawyers to prove that he does not in fact have herp-face.

This might be my favorite thing ever. The fact that these lawyers defined the twitter account as “Devin Nunes’ Mom” instead of “DNM” or something similar makes this so enjoyable to read.

I guess she always was like this:

I feel like that headline might need a semicolon instead of a comma.