Just living that punk life.

They even almost rhyme. Now, at all times I’m just going to say his name like Ben, Tom, and Larry/Gerry/Terry do for their attack ad.

They have to put him court side, those are the only seats that have enough space to fit his FUPA.

Molestation? That seems more fitting.

Yeah, my office is in a dense metropolitan area, very scary. This client has employees that will drive him if he needs to take a highway, but I still don’t think he should be behind the wheel no matter what. Cabs still exist in most places, it’s not as convenient but it’s an option (not in rural areas or small cities…

Oh man, he’s going to be in so much trouble on the actual 20th anniversary. 

Harassment?

Very true, I would be fine with retests for everyone and just having them be more frequent as people get older. Every ten years until you are 65 and every five thereafter or something like that would make sense. I am constantly shocked at the sheer number of people that drive while on their phone (not talking but…

I met with a client a few weeks ago. He is in his 80s and has macular degeneration and said that from 10 feet away he could only see my basic shape and I had to read out loud the changes I made to a contract for him. He drove to my office for the meeting, but he said it was okay because he only drives on surface…

But his picture has “lies” crossed out, so I know I am dealing with someone who would never lie!

The first thing I look for in a lady is her ha-cha-cha. Also, this guy has some very specific examples here that I think would line up pretty well to his PornHub search history. 

This is still a little unclear, she is running for president?

Yeah, the Star of David was what really got me. Obviously he is trying to be edgy but still needed to add the Star of David to make sure he had an out when someone called him on the swastika.

I’d imagine it goes something like the studying scene from Billy Madison.

“For example, Trump doesn’t believe that we need to make sure the trains run on time because only poor people ride trains. And all, uh, umm... soap making, should be powered by coal.”

“chef Bernd H. Knöller said he decided to reopen RiFF after passing two health inspections and deeming the restaurant 100 percent safe.”

The underlying theme to this and the plane tweet is basically that those smarty pants, science nerds shouldn’t be in control. Are we sure that Biff Tannen didn’t steal the Delorean just to fuck us all over?

I mean, look at this shit from her husband’s instagram:

Hey, you learn more from defeat than you do from victory. 

Oh really, people are easily scared? You might be scared too if everyday you had to face this invasion. I mean how would you feel if every morning when you get on the bus you are faced with this: