Just wanted to stop in and remind everyone that this business genius would have about the same amount of money as he claims to have now if he had just invested his inheritance from his father in an index fund and spent the rest of his days daydreaming about Ivanka and sniffing his own farts.

Thanks for the dismiss.

Ignore that moron.

The girl from the photo doesn’t even care about it, the picture was a joke in the first place. And this:

So how long before frats boys start making beer can crosses instead of staffs so they can start preaching the gospel of the Church of Naturday Saints?

Yup, he purposefully sided with the villain.

His rich daddy already got rid of most of them:

Stephen A. Smith doesn’t understand what the issue is.

Nope, sorry. Based on conservative meme logic, Trump is Big Bird, they are the same in every aspect as I proved above.

Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat its mistakes:

I’ll let you know when I reenter the private sector. Right now butter and sour cream are really coming at us hard on the mashed potato front so I just can’t see resigning my commission anytime soon.

Yeah I thought he switched to just letters about grandpas eating or doing weird/cool things.

Fat shame of its sturdy frame brought this rat fame,

So you’re saying that, given my work ethic, I should really be a CEO right now? Gonna go ahead and stick that on my resume now.

Isn’t the primary purpose of the blonde female Fox News host to be a pretty decoration for the set? They appear to be trying for an abstract realism aesthetic on this morning’s episode. I think she should go for a baroque theme tomorrow morning as a nice contrast to the simple, modern set. Like an antique vase in a…

Why are we even fucking bothering? We are talking about making changes to prevent mass extinctions in the oceans and weather effects on the Earth that will increase food and water scarcity and kill millions of people and half of this country is worried about how much it might cost. What’s the point in trying to save a…

What color belt is acceptable for a street fighter? I’ve never been in a street fight but I want to be ready. Most days my belt is brown, sometimes it’s black if my shoes are black. Do I need to get a new belt?

Yeah, that’s the thing that bugs me too. They can do anything they want at any time they want. People with this level of wealth don’t like by the same rules we do, so why can’t they just fuck off and enjoy their wealth without trying to screw us over? 

Kelly I think you just didn’t get Shallow Hal. So let me, a man, explain it to you. The movie was about the importance of inner beauty and that by looking past a woman’s exterior image, no matter how ugly or large it may be, a man can see that she is a real person inside. And that person inside might be worthwhile and…

I think it used to have corn syrup, but a lot of products seem to have moved away from it after all the bad press (that now might have been inaccurate or at least overblown?) about corn syrup a few years ago.