“I really hate when people use children as political props in general.”

I don’t know why but I looked it up and Capri Suns don’t have any corn syrup either. I really don’t care about this but I do find it interesting that these things that we expect to have corn syrup in them, don’t.

They put the toppings in the wrong place also the shrimp, calamari, broccoli quadrant on this thing is an abomination. 

got the crowd roaring when she railed against what she called “open borders,” and the notion of free health care for everyone.

I still don’t understand how just making slices larger can be it’s own style of pizza, so I can’t even begin to address this. If all it takes is just some simple change to regular pizza then I’ve just created Denver style pizza where the toppings go on first (we’ll call them bottoms on our menu) then the sauce and…

Bout to be a what? Bird fiight!

Bout to be a what? Bird fiight!

Be more British:

I had to go back and look, nice one.

Any idea if I can do this for my child? The application requires identification that a two year old doesn’t have and it looks like it needs to be signed by the applicant. She is deaf, so she would absolutely qualify but I’m not seeing anything that would allow me to apply on her behalf. You never know if a program…

Love the dead wife excuse, but my favorite has to be Mortensen saying that players wouldn’t be punished for this unless there was assault involved. Really, Chris, that’s where the NFL should draw the line? The same NFL that suspends players for something as small as weed use? And no, Chris, a player saying he hit the…

Being super fucking obvious about every point we’re trying to make.

Because being “conservative” in this country means that you support small government when it comes to “handouts” like free medical care, but you forget about small government when it comes to controlling women’s bodies. It’s quite a nuanced and delicate position to maintain, others would just call it hypocrisy.

“If you’re going to break the law, do not write a check.”

Everybody slow down a bit here, these people are job creators and we should be thankful for them. I mean you even state in the article that they created over 40,000 job openings in 2017 alone. What would we do without people like this? 

#SocialismTakesFromRichAssholesCapitalismCreatesThoseRichAssholes

It’s a drop in the bucket for a group like this.

I’m just glad you didn’t make the fungi pun there, I think that would be insensitive in an article like this.

He got that picture from a pro-Russian website (https://www.therussophile.org/mueller-clinton-conflict-of-interest.html/) and whoo boy is that site batshit.

“A video though? To pour water on it? It makes no sense. It just makes no sense. It’s not real life.”