Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Your comparison of the home run derby inspired a way for me to express my view....

I hate to be that guy, but the two hour marathon is not the most elusive distance running barrier. The one hour marathon is.

At this rate, the only thing that can stop Zion is a pro-Hong Kong tweet!

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

Eh, it’s all in temple garments

Did he say he likes to eat children?

I mean Joe Flacco basically confirmed this about Ray Lewis.
Likewise, I LOVE this Patrick Mahomes speech:

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

The timing IS interesting. She didn't file suit until he was making a lot less with the Pats than he was with the Raiders. 

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

It’s forgotten. Just like Trump’s sexual assaults, harassments and rape. And of course both were equally serious.

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

How are they not fascist, you moron?!

There’s kids in cages, bootlicker.

An egotistical hyper-nationalist who’s a big believer in nepotism, holding rallies outside of political campaigns, pushing wartime rhetoric and threatening to curtail the free press, making impossible promises that are clearly not intended to be kept, threatening actual war on apparent pretexts, acting to isolate the…

“How is this right-wing, authoritarian nationalist a fascist?”