The dumbest take.

I just read an article about...I’m not sure. A young man who likes soccer?

I’m not sure home run derbies and slam dunk contests are the best examples, since everyone acknowledges that they’re just for funsies and don’t count for shit.

And then James Franklin goes and says he’s articulate...

pssst: The Bosas are from Florida. As an Ohio numbnut (?), keep our name out your mouth.

“This roster, with holes (voids, honestly) on defense, at the skill positions, and especially in pass protection”

I was exciting to see this man’s crocodile tears based on your screen grab but was shocked to learn that no, that’s just how his face his.

I dunno, I’m thinking that he may not have had a shot at it and the jacket at least got it to come down...near him.

But now he’s got some kind of mullet going on. What does it say about how intricate his combover is that when we pulls it back it creeps down his neck?

The real loser in all this is me for reading this shit. If Pippen’s allegations are true, his tenants broke their contract. We suddenly give a shit because one’s a basketball player and one is a comedian? Fucking content maw.

And Grey Worm doesn’t actually give a fuck if Jon challenges for the throne again.

I feel like you’re trying to suck me into a discussion whose gravitational field is so intense that it warps spacetime such that light cannot escape beyond a point of no return, called the event horizon.

“it’s not a photo but who’s counting”

Sorry, I’m dumb; I recognized it as a burn but couldn’t figure out why. Help me out?

That is way too extreme and will essentially seal the victory for whoever has the lead at the two minute mark. Right now, the team with the lead still has a high probability of winning if they make their free throws and take care of the ball; if not, anything can happen. So, pretty much exactly what one would hope for.

What’s also terrifying is all the empty bookshelves in Fenves’s office. Looks like a sociopath.

Glad he was able to make it through that incident and live a long life of sailoring.

It’s a shit job and I don’t envy them, BUT: it’s poetic justice to see the asshole trying to rain down hell from above get dropped.

The only thing I can find wrong with this highlight is the collective raising of the roof by the fans. Do people still do that?