Assaulting your teenage nephew over disputed ownership of a tractor is the most downstate thing I’ve read all day.

I believe you mean Fish Delight aficionado?

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that you have a Zion Williamson defensive highlight from last night and it is not one of the two (TWO!) times he snatched a Notre Dame player’s shot out of the air. (2:32 [goaltending but whatever] and 3:28)

‘It’s technically a hachimaki, but people are calling it the “ninja headband.”’

So where does the Recommended Story ‘What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?’ fall in this spectrum?

Don’t all sports have some kind of rule about out-of-bounds? Or are you able to go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over during your cricket matches?

Regarding biopics: in the last few months I’ve heard several people say “bi-OP-ic,” and it made me question my sanity. It’s “BI-o-pic,” right???

Imagine what he’d do if someone called him a Tad Dickman.

I don’t know, I thought the bounce pass to the balls was perfect.

We are all that sad young man trying to stuff 37,798 teddy bears into a single shitty trash bag.

Delete this nephew. Not so wonderful anymore.

You want me to shirk my responsibilities at work by reading a long-form, move-by-move description of CHESS??

This video was unbelievable. It’s 2018 and GJJ is still using hotmail??

Flashbacks to NHL 95, the best sports video game ever.

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/2018/10/31/nation-christian-ceo-answers-vulgar-tirade/1833740002/

I hereby enter into the Congressional record: “LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU”

Solid journalism, Giri.

What’s that weird little tuft of hair on the very top of his head? Is that intentional?

I want to see this episode of Shark Tank.

I want to see this episode of Shark Tank.

Jesus Christ guys. Go, don’t, who gives a shit, but stop bitching that they didn’t pick your favorite North Side neighborhood. Thalia Hall is great, Pilsen is Just Fine.