“This has my full and undivided attention.” I guess when you’re the CEO of a company that manages fast food restaurants called Quality Dining, Inc. you gotta pick your battles.

Much better.

No, just not funny.

Joe Ingles would like a word.

In fairness to Lebron’s greatness, he led BOTH teams in points, rebounds, and assists when they beat the Warriors in 2015, and led both teams in all 5 major categories last year.

Chicago: oh cool.

Not weird, it’s sick as fuck.

“It’ll happen less often.”

Haha I don’t think you’re allowed to run the sideline like you are the baseline. Like, if Jokic took the ball and sprinted down the sideline into Billy Donovan.

Based on all the empty seats in the clip that appear to start about the 4th row...not good. I want to go check them out though.

You’re telling me he doesn’t have possession of the ball when it crosses the goal line? (In human terms, not NFL rulebook terms.)

Yes, the title of this blog post should absolutely be “Eat more herring fillet Rand Paul”

Who the fuck are you to judge another man’s sauce, Emeril Lagasse? Fuck outta here.

Can’t even toss a jersey in a fire from point blank range.

Haha goddamn it. I’m dumb. Thank you .

Haha goddamn it. I’m dumb. Thank you .

Just FYI, I clicked the “Buy Now” link in the article and it’s now listed at $179.98 on Amazon. Not saying it’s your fault, just saying this is no longer accurate.

Just FYI, I clicked the “Buy Now” link in the article and it’s now listed at $179.98 on Amazon. Not saying it’s your…

$20 says Trump mentions this on his visit to Texas today.

Lamb with cumin (孜然羊肉， ziran yangrou) is my favorite Chinese dish. In case you were wondering.

“I’m very angry that you parked in front of my driveway and I’d like you to leave. So I’m going to shoot out your tires, so you cannot leave. That’ll teach you.”