He’s also in the 99th percentile of his leg bending in ways it shouldn’t and being perfectly fine.

More importantly, this man has a Peter Griffin chin-butt between his eyes.

Reminds me of Carts of Darkness, a documentary about homeless people racing shopping carts down the hills of Vancouver.

How about the Celtics with the Big Three, the Lakers with all those old bastards?

I’m out of the loop: what has Beth Mowins done to deserve the shitty-photo treatment?

Music is a big tool, but not nearly as big as Jeff Corwin.

One has a President honoring a team’s accomplishment and the other has a confused old man (still the President, I know) wondering how he got there and how long until Bill O’Reilly comes on?

At first glance I thought it said ‘escorts.’ On second glance, ‘escorts’ still makes more sense.

If only there were some recent example, say from the last 6 hours, of Republicans throwing the rules out the fucking window...

But they have also given us the AT&T girl (Milana Vayntrub), so I’d say it’s a wash.

Any context for this? Why did he pull his wallet out? Was the phrase ‘fat stacks’ used?

Swap the men’s Third Team with the First Team and we’re all set. Jameson Buttafuoco, Cougar Kirby, Joseph Joseph, Jr, Dallas Creamer, Viper Scheele on the THIRD TEAM?? Get the fuck out of here.

And is he talking about butt cheek or butt hole? Cuz, you know, I think that makes a difference.

Honest question: have you ever attempted to sing in such conditions on live TV without being able to hear shit? (I haven’t, but it seems hard.)

Chris Berman is a great journalist and doesn’t deserve this.

Not every black kid goes to Best Buy every day to play video games by himself, either. Not unreasonable to think maybe he likes going there for reasons other than just Smash Bros.

“Going 0-12 is the worst thing ever” *tear* is the coaching equivalent of “I’m a fucking soldier!”

Three top-10 wins, two of them on the road (Washington has one). One loss, to #5 (Penn State has two, one of them by 39). I think that about sums it up.

Or go out and beat a top ten team on the road out of conference.

Yeah, no idea where he could have gotten that idea.