I’m more concerned with the Chief Wahoo impersonator at 0:12.

Hello. From the 5th paragraph of this article:

Exactly. While his fascism is scary, it’s ironic that he’d go after CNN’s talking head dipshits. After their 24-hour coverage of his every tweet and Hillary’s every email he owes them a good deal of gratitude. I do feel bad for Katy Tur, who is guilty of being a competent, attractive woman who is Not Nice to him.

Somebody has an Asian girlfriend.

In fairness, he didn’t.

Maybe they really do get Pepsi’s for people and WE’RE the assholes.

Actually it’s not complicated. Urban areas go blue, rural areas go red. Just like everywhere else.

Today had already been a day off for CPS. If anything, they chose today BECAUSE there was already no school.

I hope the editor’s comments were more like: “Bert, what the fuck is this lazy shit. You just typed out a list of basketball players.”

“We know you’re a pedophile, but no swearing.” lmfao

“He holds 26 passing records at Cal.”

I mean, just what the fuck is Curry doing on this play?

Where is the strobe shot of Curry throwing his mouthpiece, tho? It would be the perfect companion to the LeBron oop shot from Game 3.

Uh, wut?

More like MjJaw, as in, “Has anyone seen MjJaw?”

Very astute. It’s almost as if you read this article.

It took me way too long to figure out why the man in the photo looks like he has 4 arms. Equally baffling was his name, and the fact that he’s on the front page of Deadspin during the playoffs.

“way harsh”, lol. This is China, where government officials get executed for corruption, human rights lawyers are routinely locked up just cuz, and so on and so forth.

It gets better! From the SI Vault:

Don’t forget Dave Winfield!