and the couple rented it and agreed to the terms. your kid doesnt get to ruin other peoples stuff, and if they do you don’t just throw up your arms 

For the love of Minerva McGonagall’s left nipple, what the fuck are you even on about?

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I’d almost be less depressed if this were some spammer paid by the NCAA to shill, instead of someone who parachutes in with the world’s worst take for fucking free.

But if you go running down the street yelling crazily about the browns in DC, you’ll get a cabinet post.

Does PA not have a closely guarded rule?

Everyone involved looked listless and unwell, Palmer included. But he stayed there until Allderdice finally decided to pressure him

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

Upstate. (I’m from NY.)

What you post on public-facing social media is not your private life. It is your public life. On purpose. Because you’re choosing, voluntarily, to make it public.

This makes me sad. Summer of ‘69 was such a great song, not sure I can enjoy it in the same way.

I love using the Bible against religious bigots.

This is a great take and I enjoyed it. Thank you.

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a…

Yeah. For fuck’s sake, he’s STILL GOING UP as he blocks the shot. 

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

In fairness, a lot of good defensive work only shows up in what isn’t seen. A good run-stuffing effort only becomes apparent when you notice that holes and running lanes for the back never seem to develop, and realize there’s a reason for that. A good defense is a bit like jazz, I suppose, which may explain why only…

next week, direct snap to Hicks

Hm. Could ‘Good Learner” mean white, and ‘Coachable’ mean....not a good learner?

This is why Beverley is only a good but not great point guard. He opts for a bounce pass here when the play really requires more of a hard chest pass or an overhead football-style pass.