Oh, boo. Well, I'm watching Seinfeld on Crackle.com. Lame Saturday night here, also.

Go casual, like it's no big deal, but shave your legs (if you do shave them) just in case. Like maybe a tank top & jeans (but you know, ones that you like/look good on you). Makeup-I'd go with LIGHT mascara, concealer, gloss, but nothing else. Well...possibly a bit of shadow, but make it very natural looking. Go easy…

I desperately want the W hotels bed, that they sell online. Next time I have a couple extra grand (haha)...it's mine. MINE!

I freaking loved the movies. How will I feel about the books? I want to read them, but I'm worried that they'll be exactly the same/worse/so much better they make me like the movies less.

That racial fetish thing is gross. I have had SOOOOO many male friends who have a "fetish" for Asians, Latinas, etc. What is the deal? I mean, I happen to particularly like Mediterranean men, but I definitely date outside of that group. A lot. And I definitely don't fetishize them. And even if I did, I would NEVER be…

THANK YOU for this.

Fox "News" is trying to say she did not say "turban", but instead said "Durbin" (referencing the politician). I call shenanigans. I've listened to it several times & she definitely said "turban".

I am a fanatic about what I eat. No fast food, only 100% juice, organic dairy/poultry, etc. And I spend a FORTUNE on food. It is so ridiculous. If I had kids, I don't know what I'd do. I could NOT afford to feed them the way I currently feed myself.

So...I got this last year. And I have always been a CONDOM, CONDOM, CONDOM girl. But. I was in a monogamous sexual relationship. The guy & I had both been tested. I was on the pill. So we thought everything was kosher.

I had a UTI turn into a kidney infection once. I was in college & had no health insurance. It was SO agonizingly painful. I ended up going to the emergency room to get antibiotics and did not pay the bill, since I had no money at all. So...it cost the gvmt. maybe $1000 for my visit, rather than what, $50 for a…

OMG, will someone PLEASE get this woman a laxative???!!! She has not dumped a load since her fiancee was murdered in 1979!

@vilmerslaughter

Man, I don't know WHAT I'd do if my ancestors hadn't been herders, producing lactase into adulthood. I NEED milk, cheese, ice cream, etc. I'd probably just eat it all and suffer through it (like a non-lactose tolerant friend of mine does).

I SO LOL'd when I read this. :D

There is nothing related to Michelle Bachmann that I can take seriously.

Please god let South Park run with this.

i am "borrowing" this from you because of it's incredible awesomeness.

Do you still have to pat all of the "penises" on the head, like you do the "ducks" in Duck Duck Goose? 'Cause that definitely takes on a new meaning.

Saw that at the Patois Film Fest in New Orleans. WHAT a damn movie. I loved it.

When HP #7 came out, I was living in Rome. I went to the book release party at La Feltrinelli in the Largo Argentina...it was tons of fun, lots of ex-pat fans & Italian fans together, celebrating our love of Harry Potter. I then got drunk and had awesome on-the-floor sex with my beautiful Italian ex-boyfriend at his…