That Cruzan rum is miles above the other stuff listed there.

“I guess you’re not eating then, huh, Timmy?”

I hear you. I have some textural issues with certain foods and when I go out, I don’t order the things that give me issues.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

Pinkham’s Law.

They need to make a biopic of Doris Payne.

They might be. Truthfully, Glossybox is notorious for shipping late. If it were just about any other box, I would have some issues with it, but I love Glossybox so much, that I’m willing to overlook the occasional late box.

Definitely a huge pro for me. I tend to employ a more neutral palette myself.

That’s great to hear! I’ve been trying to decide which box to go for and they all look great. But my budget says only 1 $10 a month box is doable. I couldn’t decide between ipsy and birch.

This is happening to me, too. I ordered the April box on the 4th and it is still in “packing” phase... along with the May box. Agree with the comment above, though, it is awesome to get back-to-back boxes!

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

One of the reasons I love i09, where else does, "I'm reading a book..." show up in a discussion thread.

It Follows begins on a quiet suburban street, the last place you'd expect to encounter white-hot terror.

Yep. To me "creepy" would be a guy who hinted at stuff and/or pressured for stuff after you got in the car with him while pretending to be a "nice guy" just offering a ride.

That's my feeling. What is wrong, exactly, for saying what you want? It's better by far than acting like you want to give a free ride and then trying to get head.

@mkozaqii: Never arrive empty-handed.

Missing from this article: arrive with wine — a moderately priced bottle will do. Substitute specialty liquor or foodstuff from your hometown if your host is familiar with it.