That Cruzan rum is miles above the other stuff listed there.

“I guess you’re not eating then, huh, Timmy?”

I hear you. I have some textural issues with certain foods and when I go out, I don’t order the things that give me issues.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

Pinkham’s Law.

They need to make a biopic of Doris Payne.

They might be. Truthfully, Glossybox is notorious for shipping late. If it were just about any other box, I would have some issues with it, but I love Glossybox so much, that I’m willing to overlook the occasional late box.

Definitely a huge pro for me. I tend to employ a more neutral palette myself.

That’s great to hear! I’ve been trying to decide which box to go for and they all look great. But my budget says only 1 $10 a month box is doable. I couldn’t decide between ipsy and birch.

This is happening to me, too. I ordered the April box on the 4th and it is still in “packing” phase... along with the May box. Agree with the comment above, though, it is awesome to get back-to-back boxes!

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

Yep. To me "creepy" would be a guy who hinted at stuff and/or pressured for stuff after you got in the car with him while pretending to be a "nice guy" just offering a ride.

That's my feeling. What is wrong, exactly, for saying what you want? It's better by far than acting like you want to give a free ride and then trying to get head.

I saw it, too! My friends and I bought student tickets for way cheap and we were in the front row. I was in awe the entire time. The way she was singing and dancing along the stage... She has been my favorite since my grandma used to make us watch Bedknobs & Broomsticks and Murder, She Wrote on an almost daily basis…

I saw it too! She was HILARIOUS. I couldn't believe how well she held up doing 8 shows a week at 80+ years old - and now here she is doing it again! That's a dynamite lady if I ever saw one.

So talented and such an absolute pro. An absolute treasure.

@mkozaqii: Never arrive empty-handed.

Missing from this article: arrive with wine — a moderately priced bottle will do. Substitute specialty liquor or foodstuff from your hometown if your host is familiar with it.