If nobody else is going to play Conservative Devil’s Advocate, I guess I’ll take up that mantle...

“And yet the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT kids get FREE ac!”

Did I do that correctly?

It is funny the sheer amount of things that, in an attempt to crap on socialism, actually back-fire and highlight the shortcomings of capitalism. I mean, this right here...

So we’ve finally come full circle; the same people that argue constantly about having the second amendment to protect themselves against tyrannical government are now about to support the government in completely robbing citizens of their privacy.  Awesome.

Nevermind the health content, how about the price? A 3lb package of 75/15 ground beef for about $9, or TWO plant-based patties for $6? Ha ha ha ha, are you kidding me?  These companies have a LOOOOOOONG way to go...

if you had ACTUAL morals, you wouldn’t have children. Human beings are a parasitic bioweapon that is destroying the earth. We are not the cure. We are the disease.

You know the people pouring money into this GoFundMe are the exact same people that argued that it was actually Obama who divided the country by suggested a hypothetical son of his may have looked like Trayvon Martin.  Or maybe it was the tan suit.

I saw this the other day, and I can’t figure out... why is this even a thing? It isn’t just a bird; it is undeniably, unmistakably a bird. There are times in the video where the silhouette is rabbit-like, but at no point does it ever actually appear to be maybe be a rabbit.

Amazing how they can take something like putting people into extrajudicial detention for an indefinite period of time, and try to spin it as “Oh, this allows us to keep families together.”

It is like they took the situation and did the literal opposite of what decent human beings would do; instead of releasing the…

No, I’m not underestimating anything. If the ballot reads Trump vs. Biden, and someone springs for someone else, that someone else is NOT winning, which means Trump becomes the de facto winner, because it sure as fuck isn’t going to be the Republican side splitting votes from the candidate they put on the ballot.

It…

So that’s a vote for Trump then, eh?

Sooooo... can we at least agree to vote for Biden if he actually becomes the nominee? Because if we’re going to do this whole “Nah, I don’t like him, I’m writing in for Bernie” thing again, then everyone deserves whatever misery comes their way in assuring Trump’s second term.

Literally anyone that has ever learned anything from anyone at any point is not at all surprised that others are finally catching up and recognizing that breathing chemicals is bad for you.

It is almost like an Onion article. I half expected to see a quote in there, something along the lines of “We thought it might have been inappropriate behavior, but upon further review, we remembered... well... this is Texas, isn’t it?  By their law, it would probably be a crime to NOT do what they did...”

This entire thing is pointless.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I thought Native Americans have frequently spoken against government blood quantum testing because it is in fact NOT an accurate gauge in determining tribal heritage. If that’s the case, than taking a DNA test to prove you’re a member of a Native tribe is like an…

It is far more tiresome watching your side continuously try to argue that egalitarian views are somehow more divisive and less equal than whatever intentionally bigoted, class-based, skulduggery you’re pushing.  Nobody is buying what you’re selling, man.

The body mass index is an exceptionally lazy way of measuring someone’s body composition, because it only considers someone’s weight in relation to their height. But yes, according to the very lazy BMI system, 6'3" and 240 is in fact obese.

Why is a semi-truck called a semi-truck? It seems like a lot of truck... like, way more than usual... but the name seems to imply it is actually less of a truck than a much smaller truck...

I had to read your comment a few times before realizing the 5 minutes it takes you to put on a bra was because of the broken hand.  I can’t even stress to you how confused I was prior to that simple fact clicking...

You’re on to me... I had to take the Electric Sex Pants out for a test drive...

Oh no, some random nobody on the internet finds me unlikable. Oh well, at least there’s a Guinness World Record in it for me, as I’m sure nobody on the internet has ever been accused of being disagreeable before.