They don’t bring in more money and the women are actually paid a higher percentage of the revenue than the men. The total prize money available for this years world cup was $30M. The prize money for the men’s 2018 WC was $400 million. Seems criminal, right? Well the estimated revenue generated for the women’s wc this…

The rice doesn’t actually do anything for the phone.

My theory is that Bigfoot is the mysterious monster that destroys every public restroom. When you walk in on a fecal crime and wonder “how did they get shit there?” the answer is clear: Bigfoot.

“Yeah, he really was my friend,” Graham said.

The real pee tape is the friends we made along the way.

I guess the lesson here is that for owners it’s more rub, but for players like Hernandez it’s all tug until the end.

The bank being liable for projects it finances is insane and makes zero sense. AOC is out on this one. 

The most flawless bit of logical deduction since Black Dynamite deduced the diabolical plans of Anaconda Malt Liquor:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Um, yeah. It’s pretty normal to want to beat the hell out of someone who attacked a family member, no matter who it is. But Neeson didn’t have an identity, so he latched onto a superficial characteristic. The only way this is a story is if he acted on it or failed to come to his senses. Indeed, the only thing that…

Frosted Quakes?!

But can he run Crysis?

in other words, this is the royal wii?

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

It’s like getting free meals for life at age 92...

Replace the word men with people and we’re almost there.

The headline should actually read:

This is clearly a conspiracy by Big Toilet Paper

Starred because I think you’re being reasonable, and you’re trying to engage on the level. But that being said, I do disagree with your assessment.