You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Actually, there are. I know I have the studies here somewhere, but where would be the question. Studies are showing Natives have a very unique DNA profile.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

I think I found Kershaw's problem - per ESPN, he was only giving 108% of his pitches in the NLDS. Gotta give that last 2%!

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

Why would he hit a bridge if he fell out of a boat? Why is the boat on a bridge? Why is he on a boat on a bridge? Minnesota is a weird fucking place.

No one sitting in Miami right now is like, "Damn, if only I lived in SAINT LOUIS. Then I could have a gun pointed at me every day!"

Excellent. +5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

Kobe: Champion of women's causes.

Get through the end of an inning and then work on your issues.

Yesss, my "Uses of the confusing, rare, regional slang 'son' by Deadspin, RANKED" post is coming along slowly but nicely.

Parks, Ranked

The MLS isn't a terrible product anymore. A couple teams could probably play in the premiership and not get relegated, and a couple teams would do pretty well in the bundesliga. But here's the kicker, if you start supporting the MLS, football in America can start putting real money down on stars and more importantly,…

Yeah, the ball took an unlucky bounce right before it made contact with the player's shoe, probably only getting an inch or two off the ground. Bad break.

ball don't lie

This is why I can't watch MLS. The quality of play is just so low compared to Europe.

More like Bunglesliga, AMIRITE!

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.