Doesn’t this article completely ignore the fact that the MLS is a “Single Owner” league? A person, no matter how rich, can’t buy an MLS team. They’re all owned by the MLS. A person can purchase a share of the MLS and gain the right to operate a team how he or she pleases, but if you want to buy a soccer team, the MLS…

If only.

I do like how spending money doesn’t actually give you any advantage over people who don’t spend money. That is very refreshing in the current gaming atmosphere.

I’m still trying my hardest to find local fox/cbs/abc streams because I live in an area where no matter what kind of antennae I get, I can’t get any reception. Can anyone help with that?

Oh of course. And I'm sure Chuck knew this as well.

Also. The British Bulldog is one person.

How does Cardinals fan wearing "I am Darren Wilson" shirt not get a mention?

This is the kind of quality in comments that has made it so hard to stop visiting Deadspin entirely.

I wonder what the NFLPA would have to give up in order to get Due Process back? Shorter contracts? Lower salary caps? Half-season franchise tags?

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY

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FYI - It's the University *at* Buffalo. Not *of*.

I think you don't understand what "false equivalency" means. He didn't say you were doing your math wrong. He said taking one minute out of every quarter is not the same thing as taking 7.5 games off the schedule. LeBron James said the same thing as quoted in the article itself.

I'm a little confused: Are all Native Americans' DNA on file somewhere? Is Native American DNA different from other DNA? Is there a genetic marker for Native American? Why would a DNA test prove anything?

I'm sorry, I don't want to waste your time here, but I'm kind of new to soccer as a whole, and I'd really like to understand what you're saying here.

Any pants with elastic at the feet/ankle is automatically out. I don't care how comfortable they otherwise are. This is a deal-breaker for me.

To join the discussion of the easiest way to get out of jury duty:

That's what I thought too. I mean, it took me two slow motion replays to see it, but yeah, there just didn't seem like anything he could do. That sucks so hard.

Don't leave out DC! #1 in the Eastern conference! #VamosUnited!

Sure, compare the *worst* two teams in one league to the *best* two in two others. That's a perfect analogy.