Well, how’s that for breaking a stereotype? I had always heard that Asian Dongs were much smaller.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

I’m with you. I don’t see the benefit. Sure, people get mad when I read Deadspin on my drive to work and run a red light and hit a van full of puppies, but I think that’s mostly just because of the drinking.

The big picture here is that there’s no correct usage for the phrase at all, because if you can control it, THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING DESTINY.

If only she were an elected official and could actually impact some legislation that would fix this problem...

His favorite basketball player is the 1992 Dream Team. Cut him some slack!

So did the alternative school kid get the gang bang?!?

Oh, hey Hunter.

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

At least the Rams are still alive and able to speak for themselves.

"...his first career assist, as a matter of fact, was a pocket bounce-pass to a rolling Chester Arthur for a two-handed jam."

This is a time for EVERYONE to take a stand, regardless of race or status in this world. Any of us denying the humanity in another segment of our society shows our own lack of humanity.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

To be fair, if any country has pounds to spare, it's the US.

No wonder soccer struggles so much in America. They've been paying the players in pounds.

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Absolute garbage? Don't you think Simmons is overreacting just a bit?