I'd hate to break it to Lamar that he plays for the Raiders.

"Mom? Dad? I just read Howard Zinn's People's History of the United States for my Poli Sci 202 class. Prepare to have your fucking minds blown."

How were we supposed to know it was fake? Sentences like this seem like pretty good tells:

Every time a color commentator utters "IN THIS LEAGUE" I hate myself for still watching the NFL.

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

Anybody else laugh at the irony of a Dinosaur pitching to a Priest? Somewhere Creationists are jumping for joy.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Will it float around my head incessantly shouting "Hey...Listen!"

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

What are you talking about? This site is a useful resource for both of these fan bases. I just checked and the redirect brings you to 2 maps of the best routes to leave early from each Arena.

Call me overcautious, but I don't think a Russian plutocrat would be the person I would choose to try and squeeze for money with these kinds of tactics. Something about not being beaten to death by men in track suits and leather jackets has always appealed to me.

Much speed. MPH over 9000. RPMs over 9000. Much nascar. Much rednecks. Much cryptocurreny. Much beer.

Wow. Such draft.

"Looks like we're going to have to take our game to the next level, gentlemen."

*Big Wreck occurs*

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

"Bill Simmons...by virtue of his size alone...is excellent. ...Bill Simmons...pays real money....for...head. For all its pretense, [Simmons' writing voice]...is really nothing more than a dispenser of...suck."

"Bill Simmons.... isn't a writer so much as a..... catholic.... White Shadow; [...] nothing more[.] [W]ell, let's just say.... that ... suck."

I like Simmons; we don't share many interests, so I don't read a ton of his stuff anymore, but he seems like a decent enough guy and I consider him at least 1 percent responsible for my getting paid to write about hamburgers on a sports website. His greatest sins are ubiquity and corniness, both of which are terrible,…