I, for one, think it's great that the fans didn't look at him and see a really shitty player who's gay. They just saw a really shitty player.

"I don't know, man. I don't know. Probably just..."
[Exhales slowly]
"Probably just drink. A lot."
[Smiles wryly, and a little sadly]

-Kane, when asked about his postgame plans, 2001-2014

It'll be a long cab ride home

“Let’s dip this one in the bud right now."

I have it on good authority that LeBron was actually T'd up for inappropriately touching the referee after the whistle.

“We’re going to the bullpen,” Costas told Lauer, “and you’re Mariano Rivera.”

People in glass houses, Barry. You stole this article from Luke O'Brien.

I'll thank you to stop borrowing plotlines from my NFL fanfic Tumblr without attribution.

Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

Toto told to 'go back to Africa' for encore.

"Looks great to me."

Dr. Oz

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

Dude, spoiler alert?

Sounds like you've lived a full life.

"Lakers beat Cavs, who have only 1 eligible NBA player"

one thing needs to be made clear: There is next to zero chance that this match will be anything other than a total fraud, a prearranged entertainment.

This shit is making me lose my mind

Up in here
Up in here