"No. When you address me, address me as Space Needle dick."

Ugh, she had Space Needle Dick Sherman RIGHT THERE.

no, that's not it

Sure, when you include the vote of marine life in your little poll Stern is bound to look good.

Really at this point I want all of these things at my house on Sunday. Tough choices need to be made. In any case I'm from Buffalo. Nothing you can say can make me feel any worse.

How many "regular" jobs destroy your body in a matter of years? Leaving you with severe brain trauma and not providing any sort of prolonged health care for the injuries sustained while on the job? Not many. At least try to take care of the guys you effectively destroy instead of just letting them kill themselves.…

I'm all for skewering the Ginger Hammer whenever possible, but at some point isn't the NFLPA responsible for pushing for that stuff? If it was that important, they could've made it the focal point of negotiations, right? Near as I can tell that union exists only to sell its members on how getting fucked over by the…

[Vernon Davis Asks Roger Goodell Why Former NFLers Don't Get Healthcare]

In 2012, the city rejected a plan that would have pumped $700 million in taxpayer dollars into improvements on the Edward Jones Dome,

Try selling that "football is de-fanged" line to all the guys who weren't able to finish that Chiefs-Colts game. I think some of them are able to receive visitors now.

What is with you people who insist on turning perfectly adequate foodstuffs into dip? Buffalo Chicken Dip? Taco Dip? Do you dip chips into pasta, too?

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

Interesting. So, if I understand you correctly, you're saying voting should be closed to people who acknowledge observable reality?

Wrong link, Drew. That ESPN screen grab was actually a shot of the next Kinja rollout.

If Buffalo Chicken Dip doesn't win the whole damn thing, I'm going to find people to donate their votes over the next couple years to make a mockery of this voting process.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!