Could ESPN Conjure a More Beaten-To-Death Narrative Over Which Vapid Debate Ran Its Course More Than a Year Ago and Yet Any Opportunity to Bring Up the Cash Cow is Readily Seized Upon by Network Executives in A Cynical Ploy to Boost Ratings to the Detriment of All Our Collective Happiness and Emotional Stability?

My husband sent in a doozy and was awaiting this day as though it would bring forth a newborn. That is, he was way more excited about the possibility of his shit story being printed in the company of other shit stories than he was during the actual birth of our actual newborn. I told him that he should be ashamed of…

Worst. Jamboroo. Ever.

You could have been president. Now look at you.

So.... He's black and arrogant, but not talented? Got it.

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Oh, and Barry Bonds at his "peak" was a juiced up, lying, arrogant, piece of shit that even his teammates hated with a burning passion. Not sure what that had to do with him being black. Of course, this is Gawker so the sun coming up today probably has something to do someone being black

It's refreshing to see someone from Green Bay dunking something other than Kielbassa loaf in a vat of congealed cheese curds.

Crabtree: FARMVILLE!

I hope this story is true. I'd hate to antitrust Sherman after this act.

Say what you want about Richard Sherman

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

It was definitley aqib lock on that drive though.

Jesus Christ, fuck Easterbrook.

Being a year after, my class didn't get a goddamn cruise. Our replacement was a crappy dinner at Sea World and an after party that consisted of two DJs.

Just remember, if a quarterback uses a sponsored audible and loses the game then we have to listen to sanctimonious assholes spout off about how selfish he was, even if the opposing QB did the same thing.

Yet somehow Audible.com is not getting an influx of football fans.

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"