If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

Look, I know that Deadspin is all about jokes and not commenters' hot takes on the subject of the day, but when you defame pulled pork slathered in vinegar sauce, you've crossed the line.

"Fuckin' Julius!"

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Ahem, I believe you mean Top Eight.

Le Batard did not accept money for his vote, only opened it up to fans.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

"No way you find Hatch open like that after a plane crash."

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

But where was he buried?

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I'll have you know we've got thousands of discs of free internet access from AOL, smart guy. So who's laughing now?

Coroner: Gonna be a cold one tonight. Probably some deaths. How are we set on toe tags?

Also postponed due to being in Buffalo: residents' economic improvement.

Pictured: Rob Johnson continues to await an open receiver.

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

Tim Tebow brings together 3 things. Haters who thinks he sucks, college football nuts who think he is Jesus and Jesus freaks who think he is Jesus.

There's nothing to glorify about this.

That particular shot Amukamara took was nasty. Just got his head bent backwards by another dude's helmet at full speed. I love me some football, but if I ever have a son, he's damn sure never putting on the pads.

You can go ahead and check your indignation at the door everybody. I have been stuffing socks full of wads for years and the NCAA has never investigated me.