I'd also like to point out that at the exact moment LoMo ducks and misses the ball, the crawl at the bottom of the screen shows Ricky Nolasco's line - 8 innings, 3 hits, 11 strikeouts.

+1

So in 2008 nobody wrote a negative article about Mariano Rivera?

I'll grant you that there's no way he can prove malice (it's pretty much impossible anyway), but:

Bang ALL of my teammate's moms!

That's ok. Nobody actually knows anything about hockey anyway.

as if he was one of his own children

I clicked the Shutterstock link and was supremely disappointed that it did not result in showing me a photograph of the massive poop.

+1, and you owe me a new keyboard.

HA!

Glad to see it's still a highly miserable experience.

Maybe, with his history, MLB will give him a pass. And if it doesn't—and I'm guessing now that it won't

I understand that you don't want the MLB procedure here to look like the American legal system, but as a card-carrying member of Deadspin LLP, I'd like to point out the thinking behind the procedure.

As a Knicks' fan - a group of people historically well-versed in perspective - I can honestly say that Lin's duck-face (regular headband on a sexy guy picture) is the sexiest duck face any person has ever used. Ever.

+1 .... but uh.. No homo.

I understand getting all options as likely as possible, but I'd rather take my chances with Steve Weatherford (FG holder) trying to score from 15 yards out, in the event of a botched field goal attempt, than the defense trying to stop Tom Brady with a timeout and 57 seconds on the clock.

+1758

My problem with the Giants, though, is that if you're inside the 10 yard line, and you DON'T want to score a touchdown, why run an actual play at all? Why not just down the ball? Why not do that thing teams do in overtime where the QB takes the snap, runs to the center of the field, and falls down?

Is Barry going to be mailing a "Thank you" letter to each of the "ESPN Eight" or do we suppose they read Deadspin and will get the message from here?

Is being racist as fuck not acceptable in these here parts anymore?