And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

The Fighting Christian Fascists lost again.....that’s a shame.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

I’m sorry but comparing the Raiders to a hot woman is just categorically wrong.

Playing for the Raiders would be like dating Wendi Deng, straight up.

I agree with this take. I’m quite certain Drew Brees has no idea what conversion therapy is and if you explained it to him, he would find it repulsive. But with such a high profile, as you note, you at least need a team vetting this stuff.

Convert This!

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

The announcer sounds like what my dog would be like.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

Oh, but I do.

+1 abandoned Olympic venue

I don’t know what any of those things are.

Wow, those comments! I haven’t seen a Petrovic this reckless since Drazen decided to forego his seatbelt on the Autobahn back in '93.

Indoors ruckus?

Nothing says “we take this very seriously” like a screenshot from the Notes app.

that seems like a lot