“tired of yelling at a stuffed dog for shedding on a carpet that long ago got taken to the garage for storage”

As a dolphins fan, do you still look upon Chad Pennington with reverence?

And on the seventh day.

I still dont understand why their interim HC (whose name i forgot) didnt get another shot this year after their turnaround last season under him. That didnt make sense to me. Not saying Kitchens cant be a good coach but looks like they backslid a little over the offseason.

In Antonio Browns defense, Mike Mayock IS a “cracker.”

I am reasonably certain that at no point in my entire life will I look as cool as he just did in that play. I accept this..

Ooohh. CAN is his last name. Now I get it.

Ironically, a “Stuff-n-Fluff” was also on the menu at Orchids of Asia.

Im a Braves fan and a Mets win would have put the Nationals 7.5 games back before their 4 game series began on Thursday...Yet somehow this is even better.

Great play. I hope hes alright bc hes alot of fun to watch. I find it amazing that he managed to keep the ball in the glove even after taking the hit THEN taking his hand out of the glove..that's kind of incredible 

The only good thing about global warming is that Italy might be underwater one day.

I’m just here waiting for a LOLMets article

You keep talking about Butts Up like it was this great thing. I went to Catholic School and our memories are not nearly as fond.

This is tragic. Meanwhile, e-scooters are dropped off in cities by the truckload for drunk people to terrorize the sidewalks...not a single helmet even available for rental bc they remain unregulated (as far as I know).

More than one person familiar with him described — or agreed with the description of — Snyder as someone who behaves the way a little kid imagines a rich person acts.

Congrats Stefan, it warms my heart to see that they finally have you covering the important topics of the day. Keep up the good work.

Luke, my man, you need to stop letting Uber drivers boss you around.

There is a 100% chance that Sean Mcvay is the guy that goes out to a bar for drinks with his friends then complains that "there's no bitches here."

Sean Mcvay is the personification of a pastel Lacoste shirt with a popped collar.

A former college teammate of mine played 1 year at ODU with Verlander before transferring to a different school. This friend of mine happened to be the VA HS state player of the year his senior year (Verlander was 2 years older). During fall practice, verlander started talking shit to him, but way more than normal…