Congrats Mr Verlander. It couldn't have happened to a bigger dickhead.

Italian Soccer Fans Are Being Italian Again.

Underestimate Gingers at your own risk...

“Its the way god works.”

Gawker shut down in 2016...

Best of luck in your extremely boring future endeavors.

VARticles, the lifeblood of Deadspin.

Sorry for your loss. The scariest part about opiod addiction (and basically every other addiction) is that it can happen to anyone. It doesnt recognize social classes. Everyone from people on the streets, the rich or normal/productive human beings can become hooked from a simple doctor prescription. And if you’re…

THanks buddy. 

Bravo Sir! This made me laugh. This is a Fox News/Sean Hannity level of focusing in on the tree, not the forest (I dont remember the actual saying). If you sell your soul, you could have a bright future. I'm sure a spot on that network will open up soon with the next round of sexual harrassment lawsuits. Best of luck…

Ya it really can bc it further suppressed your breathing and heart rate. Sorry for your loss

I cant speak for Tyler Skaggs obviously but when I saw oxycodone AND Fentanyl were the drugs in his body, it led me to this possible conclusion. Most people that overdose from fentanyl dont even know they’re taking fentanyl. Oxycodone, for instance, is normally more expensive to buy bc of DEA regulations that cracked…

You took the words right out of my mouth.

This is just sad. I battled with addiction for a number of years and have been sober for 4 years now. I count myself lucky that I cleaned myself up before fentanyl started flooding the market. I have known so many people...good people...that have died as a result of this shit that I sometimes feel desensitized to the…

My husband was the fastest man in the world with two prosthetic legs. They called him bladerunner. Then he shot me while he was taking a dump.

I dont have any embarrassing personal sports stories. I’m an incredible athlete. This is why I spend hours a day on sports websites living vicariously through the athletic achievements of others and commenting on "what I wouldve done" when they mess up.

Remember the glory days when UCLA was a powerhouse???

The real question here is which NFL defense I would be facing? If it's the Chiefs D, I could probably scramble for a first down....and then Eric Berry would fucking cut me in half.

This is fucking great.

Neaux!