“which had been chanting Let’s go Coco clap clap clapclapclap”

Every time you start your impression with “gumbo gumbo gumbo” I start laughing. It's also really fucking fun to say out loud 

Hey pretty boy journalist....you got a problem with tactical sunglasses???

This is so goddamn stupid.

“The Ball IS JUICED! Meeeehhhhhhhhh!”

In some cosmic way, the Bears deserve this for making such a ridiculously big deal out of the double doink.  you asked for this with your refusal to move the fuck on.

Thank you to the 6 people old enough to understand the joke.

“Im good enough,

So he’s interested in trying out new positions. #teamplayer

Is there any thing more useless than an NBA/NFL/MLB/NCAA investigation of an already documented legal proceeding??

When I first started reading your comment, I wasn't expecting such a gloriously dark turn. It's cute....because it's a dog doing the murdering. I get it!

Lol. Somebody just watched his brand new Netflix special. 

Damn Boogie, between the exploding Achilles, your ground beef hamstring, your balsa wood ACL, and now terroristic threats made towards your ex, YOU ARE ON A FUCKING ROLL! Congrats!

I live in Charlotte and remember hearing that Panthers fact and thinking it was bullshit. But nope, totally true. Lol

That speech would kill at open mic night in Portland.

I figured “Hawking Dude Juice” is, if not illegal, at least highly frowned upon in the conservative Midwest.

“Apologies in advance to every other NFL fanbase. If you think Pats fans are toxically obnoxious after a few rings, strap in. It will be so much worse.”

The Chiefs need to bring on Joe Mixon to fill that void of domestic violence that Kareem Hunt has left.

“The Kansas City Royals drafted Dan Marino and John Elway.

Love that play. You should check out his high school highlights. He even played some RB, it's absurd.