Adding to the pile of stupidity is that we are so numbed by LeBron’s greatness, we somehow let Kawhi pass him just for the right to sneak into the MVP race. LeBron is only averaging career highs in both assists and rebounds this season. But sure, let’s talk about Kawhi’s 3.4 and 6.0 in those categories.

Russ is the MVP. The only argument I will even consider is somebody who says LeBron is the better player and is most likely saving his legs for the playoffs. That’s it. Special K is amazing, but this is Westbrook’s award.

Roughly 923 iPhone 7, 779 iPhone 7+, and 1500 iPhone 6 SE.

Have you considered giving up food?

The last medical statement I got was for $500 for one procedure. As long as I don’t need any other medical care for the next two years, his analogy totally works.

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

You can’t unplug my ventilator I never bought an iPhone!

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

Jujyfruits still taste the same after sitting there for almost 100 years.

“Cooled By Refrigeration” was always a big selling point for movie theaters before air conditioning was popular. Man, I cannot imagine the level of discomfort people must’ve felt in the warer months, especially since everyone had to be properly dressed at all times.

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

the NIT finals

Trump being taken down by a Reply Allpocalypse would be a fitting end to this brief shitstain on American history.

I wonder if all those White House leaks are happening partly because no one there knows how the “reply all” function works.

I had a killer swing when I was a kid. It claimed two of my siblings and a neighbor’s kid before they removed it from our tree and lifted the curse.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

I’m 55, and I believe that 80 years is “not that long ago”

Yes. The headline makes it sound like this great shot is off a rebound from that miss.

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..