The Nort Remembers

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I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…

“Sox game”

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

“You know what I like.”

I totally get why they decided to call off their parade, and it’s not that I necessarily think it’s the wrong call, but people do realize, that is exactly what these scumbag pieces of shit terrorists want, don’t they? They want people living in fear, staying home with the curtains drawn. So from the terrorist point of…

Now they will be the fresher, much more well-rested favorites, waiting in Oakland for a jet-lagged underdog to arrive.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

His friends could see that picture

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Because you can boil them to make tea.

I could say outlandish shit in the media too what could happen to me? Could I become... President?

For the same reason Lavar said he could beat MJ 1-on-1...it’s kept their name in the news, hasn’t it?

The best genetic abominations we’ve ever made.

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.