“ They remain underdogs for the league title”

Need to start donating brains to science for people that go “ya, white sunglasses, need em”

I imagine Pence just randomly gets in situations where he closes the door to a room, thinking he’s alone, but there’s actually a female in the room. He then proceeds to run down the halls screaming “Mother!!!”

Honestly the most trusted source in media for me these days is @DawkinsMTA videos

What’s o/u on human souls he’s eaten?

This has a little Kyle Wagner Regressing feel to it, I like it. Good work

lol Trump will def send the kid’s parents a bill for the 3 mini snickers they get

I swear RGIII would’ve torn his ACL on this hit

Deer’on Sanders

y am i crin at the club rn

Ha! But have you heard how much Soros donated to Hillary’s campaign<>!>!<!???!

Ty I absolutely could not think of the correct term but knew it was not the same category as mayonnaise

“Is there a more frustrating condiment to extract than capers?”

Obligatory remember when the CLEVELAND BROWNS fleeced them in a trade?

“and the Trump administration moved several steps closer did absolutely nothing to cover their tracks, and may get away with becoming a Russian sleeper cell because Congressional republicans are spineless sacs of shit.” 

Wait what the fuck is wrong with a backward hat

What if 4/6 is opposite Thanksgiving Day and they just really fucking suck at getting dinner

I think they mentioned unusually high Dem, low Repub turnout might make it so nearly, if not over 50% of voters would be Democrats. With D’s only having one choice, over 50% could potentially go to Ossof, but I think it would be a causation of low Republican turnout coupled with their votes going towards 12 different…

“Steve “Tasty Steve” Scott”

To be fair, Kelly went on to say “It’s really weird, half the time Kaepernick is a gritty player, first guy in last guy out type of guy. But then I get this feeling the other half of the time where he just showboats and grinds my gears and I literally hate him.”