Maybe the wildest thing of this Trump saga was making me not hate doubleya as much

“SICK OF THESE YOUNG KIDS ALWAYS CALLING THEIR FRIENDS DO-..oh its an actual dog?”

Jusuf Nurkic and Nikola Jokic in the same article was enough to confuse my tiny brain  

Atleast she doesn’t smell like fermented eggs sitting in dogshit for the last 10 years*

I think if he thinks he just puts his name on things like he’s used to doing (i.e. signs EO’s) that he’s doing big presidential type stuff

From STAT:

You guys ever had a Merks Cheddar burger? Shits fire

Obama gonna have an 8 pack from laughing after this

Hey Trump, Ryan, sup :)

holy fucking NSFW label pls

+1-1 taxes paid

Prolly farted on the seat to mark his territory like a dog

This fucking guy.

Damn, by this measure Spicer has never said a word

I nearly guarantee if you asked Trump to list the countries in the ban he could not

“to be a Trump Administration intern, dutifully scouring the net for a clipping that won’t enrage your boss, The Blob from the movie The Blob”

Counterpoint: Still no

I legit laughed at the Grammy’s one and now I have to take an all-day shower

Ya but did they get Glennon? Didn’t think so

Very unimportant sidebar: Well gin and vodka???