You hear that? Bears. Now everyone’s in danger

I’m surprised he can’t fathom how someone unqualified could get a job considering he’s had his own show for 10 years

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

What’s even worse is those @ symbols in emails. Fuck outta here with that.

Who brags about taking a two and a half week vacation to a war zone to an actual veteran? Wrap yourself in the flag some more Curt and tell me which part of America is “real” America again.  

Those kids still on your lawn?

Nonetheless, he persisted, in lying.

So...light treason then?

Recusal suddenly doesn’t look so bad to Republican’s when faced with another humiliating resignation, does it?

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?

He wouldn’t say that if the nothing burger came with soup.

“nothing burger”

Month 2

I just realized that Grand Theft Auto and The Price Is Right use the same font.

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

“Dammit”

The same people who knew that healthcare could be so complicated?

I, uh, understand the map and the flashlight; the monkey intrigues me.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.