Easy. Their franchise was built on an Ancient Native American stereotype and is thus cursed.

A confused Carlos Martinez sets up a mirror and begins masturbating.

Retiring means you don’t use ‘TGIF’ anymore. It’s kind of the point.

this made me LOL out loud

Seems obligatory.

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

Uhh, paid protestors?

I was expecting a silly chant that was embarassing. I was not expecting it to be that cringe worthy...

“My God, he’s never coming back.”-Every Philadelphia fan.

there’s no way the speed in that video is 115 mph

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Ray Lewis doesn’t understand the point you are trying to make.

Polian’s resume boils down to “lose a lot of Super Bowls and bitch about the Patriots enough to finally ride Peyton Manning to 1 win”.

“TO and Moss shouldn’t be in there!”, says the guy who’s only in there because Peyton fell into his lap in 1998.

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

/Trump checks Twitter, watches video of the injury

*facepalm*

In other news:

If you haven’t seen Last Week Tonight’s takedown of the Repugnantcans plan to “replace” the ACA, set aside the 19 minutes and watch it now. It will make you laugh but also make you rage at the pure adulturated evil from the motherfuckers.