He’s like the Sean Spicer of the NBA.

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

Wow, that’s way more creative than anything I came up with.

I was gonna say... did this fucking moron just call SNL, a live comedy skit show, “Fake News”?

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

For Immediate Release:

I’m not getting paid for these.

This is a really horrible take.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

I thought I saw Trump this morning out in the neighborhood. When I looked more closely, it was an old rusted tea kettle upon which some shit-eating buzzard had built a nest.

Counterpoint: Marshawn Lynch + Conan = Gold

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

So, does Pop have any plans for, say, 2020? Asking for a country.

I would love to have a conversation with Pop but I’m sure after 3 minutes he would shake his head and mutter ‘I got better shit to do’ and then walk away.

Goddamn right. Spread the Red! Ex-Prez Al Bowman once shook his head in disapproval at me. He looked at me!

In a related story his brother Stupiddipshitasshole Buffalomeat is named after Curt Schilling.

Same. Between this and the bball team looking to make its first tournament appearance this millennium, it’s a good time to be a Redbird.