Sorry. I haven’t been thinking clearly lately.

What if you shoot the missle before it hits? That’s how it works, right?

If we end up in a nuclear war with China, a gun really isn’t going to do you much good when a 20 megaton warhead explodes within a few miles of your house.

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

Remember when Hillary Clinton was the “warmonger”? Yet Hamilton et al decided to abstain/“vote their conscience” because she was too much for them. Well, eat Bannon’s shit!

First off, calm down, it’s just the internet.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

let urban be urban bra,

Aaron Hernandez chose both.

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!

Can you request prison time instead of Florida?

The small amount of weed allegedly found on him meant the offense only amounted to a citation that will not show up on his criminal record.

He was fined $93 AND got sent to Florida?! Penalties are getting so much harsher than they have to be.

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s just one order away from having his next pizza from Papa John’s free.

Read: “I first learned of him this morning, when an aide gave me a list of Famous American Blacks.”

I literally am unable to read his statements. Nothing flows, it’s all. Its has sentences that seem to. Start and end randomly.