I won’t apologize for thinking your syrup has a pacifying effect. In Trump’s America - anecdotal evidence is regarded as fact, and Canadian maple syrup poured liberally on pancakes equals love to me, goddammit.

I’m half stoned and didn’t realize this was satire for a bit too long.

When Dick Cheney and Michael Moore are on the same side of an issue and it is not your side, you need to step back and take a long hard look.

I was going to make a joke, but the seriousness of this Executive Order is all too real. Funny remember the good old days when Obama, was criticized for issuing Executive Orders that actually benefited the American People? Now we have this.

It is actually a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump informing you to go fuck yourself. It also has contact information for those wishing to invest in Trump industries.

This is really important news, as it suggests there’s someone left at the State Department to consult.

They’ve really surpassed us today, in everything.

sweet memes dude!

Needs a Tim Hortons ad

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

Not long ago Pronger couldn’t even skate let alone play without having severe headaches and post concussion symptoms. He talked about how difficult it was not even being able to play hockey with his kids. It’s a really great sight to see him playing again even if only in a meaningless celebrity game.

Jerry loves Jerry’s people. And GarPax are Jerry’s people.

Wrong person to remove. The only reason Gar/Pax are still employees of the Chicago Bulls is because somehow some way Jimmy managed to turn into a (arguably) top 10 player they squandered the relationship with the best coach they’ve had since Phil and have made a mockery of the organization by even thinking Wade and…

send the troops to Chicago to forcibly remove Rajon Rondo from this team imo

The reason I can comment on this story is because America took in refugees during WWII.

I may be a lot of things, but I’m not a bad teammate.

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .