The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

his suits fit well for starters

our president is an idiot, he doesn’t have to think for himself, because he is a president.

And she lies.

I honestly don’t think the Bulls are that talented outside of Butler/Wade. RoLo is ok, Gibson is washed, Grant hasn’t shown a ton, Rondo sucks, MCW sucks, Mirotic is mediocre to bad, and McDermott is also mediocre to bad.

We can’t play fantasy basketball

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

That Kings ad is nuts.

This looks a lot like the North Korean mannequin challenge, except everybody had a good time. And lived.

“Good hustle, boys!”

Exactly how thin-skinned is America’s president?

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

That’s not smog and polluted water. It’s alternative fog and water.

We’re done here.

In a statement delivered on Sunday night, White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders told the WSJ, “We have absolutely no knowledge of any investigation or even a basis for such an investigation.”