image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

Serious question? Is this a large weird shaped piece of paper? Or just like a standard 8.5x11 and it’s just his tiny weird shaped hands?

Reminds me of this.

Hamilton wouldn’t be happy until every single person is poor.

Come on, you needed to rip the photo from the top of Rovell’s piece!

“So which American player is going to stick their foot in their mouth next?”, asks Rex Ryan with palpitating anticipation.

hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

This is peak Shilling, right here. Pure, uncut Shilling—you get all the arguing, with practically zero relevance or importance. It’s one step removed from incoherent mumbling to oneself, which, without Twitter, is exactly what he would be doing.

I’m 100% sure Schilling would rather be referred to as pork because he thinks it would piss off Muslims.

“Listen, I know when something is fake.”

Not a Twitter user, but I thought there was some kind of little check mark or something to verify that “yeah, it’s really Major Celebrity X”?

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

All the stars for this article. Although you missed a chance to pull in another long time KU player, Wayne Simien. I think they played together for eight years or so in the early aughts.

and deodorant is basically just rubbing chemicals on your pits to cover up the smell.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

But.. why??

I would end my friendship with the groom, dissolve my relationships with his entire family and agree to never again speak to any and all of our mutual friends before I would perform in a choreographed dance at his wedding.

there is a big offer from China