if it’s true that russia has been cultivating donald for five years, i see that as noteworthy and i’d like that to be further investigated. agree to disagree, i guess.

alternate headline:

Chris Berman is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Now THAT is fucked up.

On the subject of double-parking, is there anything more infuriating than some asshole double-parking in the traffic lane and totally destroying the flow of rush hour traffic when there’s an available parking space within a carlength or two? Come on, man, that’s not a school for cripples, your kid can walk the extra…

Donald Trump never wears genes. He’s always in a suit.

Fair. But still fuck this screen!

I assume it’s named after the cream cheese brand?

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Seated showers rock. It’s like you get to enjoy one of the key benefits of retirement without having to be old.

Yes, that Savannah guy story is absolutely a southern thing.

Absolutely. What other explanation could there be? Troll-in-Chief

Still waiting for my scratch-offs. They said I’d get 10 free scratch-offs if I voted for Trump. Still haven’t gotten them. I feel betrayed.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

He’s the other walk on