lol, k.

Unlike the Church of Trumpentology, we are capable of mentally processing multiple complex things without having to distill them into easily recalled buzzwords like “emails” or “Benghazi” or “MAGA”. I think we can oppose all of the appointments without getting too distracted by any particular one to let the rest slip…

Nope, not going to happen. Keep your eye on the ball, liberals.

Nah. I mean, this isn’t even an appointment Democrats in Congress will have the opportunity to block, so I doubt this is going to be the pick we spend our energy on.

The problem isn’t that liberals lack focus, it’s that by design, there’s not enough time to even read the details on these appointments, let alone give them thoughtful consideration.

Nope, unlike his cult, we have the ability to use our memories and not be distracted by the latest shiny thing dangled in front of us. My cat has a longer attention span than his cult does.

Obviously. Is he even trying to hide his trolling?

Welp, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of a golden retriever not wanting to play.

HamNo, it’s basic economics. If I’m a business owner and I make $100 and pay my employees $20 and am taxed $15 and pay $10 for upkeep and supplies, then I only take home $55. If you cut the tax portion to $10, then I take home $60 and can use that $5 in saving to pay bums to fight each other to the death for my son’s…

Your secret is safe with us Eli

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

Ha! Guess he received at least one RSVP reading “Sorry, can’t make it. Couldn’t find a dress.”

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Your logic has no place here.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Or you’re at Arby’s

I bet the Giants’ kicking net is TICKED.