Somewhere, George Karl is beaming with pride.

Kellyanne Conway is a terrible person, but I did think that was a funny line. Especially with all of the womanizers in the Trump administration.

You first sentence is baffling. But then I saw the jets logo next to your handle there...

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Melo’s Dad died of Cancer when he was 2-years-old, so shout out to George for really being a pile of human garbage stuffed into a rubber suit.

Something I want to be wearing right this minute.

Take=Hot Karl

In a New York Times interview with writer Maureen Dowd, Talley, while wearing a Norma Kamali sleeping bag coat

A hot take, Karl.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

Always highlight truthers.

lol Brandon Meriweather made the fuckin’ Pro Bowl.

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

I’m married. I understand EXACTLY how masterbation works.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Lotta good masturbation jokes so far. Hope they keep coming.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.