Maybe you HAVE to be high to understand it?

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

Does Trump think leaning forward is slimming or something? Because he’s always doing that and it looks super awkward. Like he shit his pants.

I couldnt read anything in the post because I could not get by:

Re: the headline “How High Was This Guy When He Saw Star Wars?”

Fuck

“Jacked Frost” would have been much funnier.

That name is my name too!

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

It would be the greatest thing ever if he agreed to do it but then improvises and rips Donnie a new one at his own inauguration.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

“We’d like to introduce our new coach, Fish Jeffer!!”

I assume you mean “scrotum-looking” is negative?

It strikes me like one of those pre-written obits that news organizations keep on hand for people of interest.

Geoff Fisher.

Ohhhhh, man. That is funny. This guy should host the Globes.

It was legitimately Atari 2600 good!

Wow what a dunk!