Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

P.S. Can I get an autograph?

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

And they say no one writes letters anymore.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

Imagine having to take orders from someone wearing that many bracelets.

Here’s all the hardware equipment you’ll ever need.

“[weeps].”

I have to do something amazing in the next four years so that I can loudly and publicly refuse to meet Trump.

3 am Saturday Morning.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.

I’m a Habs fan (obvs by the name) but this was fucked. I sat there like WTF is he doing and he full on deserved to get kicked out. I know the rule says specifically if the goalie hits a player in the head with his blocker he should be ejected, but this was close enough and it was also excessive.

Cease Bowel Functions.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

Doesn’t that qualify HamNo as a market forecaster?

Chances are you’d do better selling those stocks short. He’s a petty, vindictive bastard.

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”